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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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