- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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