A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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