- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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