- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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