- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's one plus one? two.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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