- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Pianos.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Poop

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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