What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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