- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

minorities.....

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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