A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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