I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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