Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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