What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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