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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

knock knock... ...no answer

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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