An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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tim has no humor

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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read me write me

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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