whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

binladin walks into the american seals

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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