Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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