We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

no.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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