what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

The Colts this year.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Anti Joke

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