What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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one of the idiot

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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T u r n i p s

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Anti Joke

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