- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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