- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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