What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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