- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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