What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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