- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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