What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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