- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

kennah campion... being nice

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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