- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your mother just died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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