- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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