- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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