- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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