Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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