A man goes to the potty.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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