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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Knock knock come in.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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