- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

black people

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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