whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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