What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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