a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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This is an anti-joke.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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