What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Justin Beiber

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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