YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

You know what's natural? Bears.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Women can vote? WTF

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

And you honored it I see :P

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