What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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i just wrote this so hard

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YO FACE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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