- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Pickles are moist.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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