- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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