Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

YEAH THEY DO!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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