what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

HELLO EVERYONE

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

VAL SUCKS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

angelo snyder is not ga

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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