What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

women's rights.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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