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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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