what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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