- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

human centipede

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Oh, right

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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