- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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