- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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