- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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