what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Justin Bieber

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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