Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

j.p. is dumb

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is older than history?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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