What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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