once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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My spelling is horrible

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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