- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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