- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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