In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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