I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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