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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Once, I went to Peru.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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