4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Click here to end the world.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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