- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Who is it?

Come on children, don't dawdle.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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