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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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