- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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