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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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