- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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