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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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