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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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