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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

oh hey.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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