- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

N-E Pats never cheated

can you touch your toes? no

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Skinny people fart less.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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