- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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