In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Oh s***

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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So a seal walks into a club.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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