If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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