girls basketball

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Penis

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

jd and zach loves vigina

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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