What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

oh hey.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

my gramma died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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