- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Stop procrastinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Nickelback.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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